Y .Saturday, March 17, 2007.
Twenty Ways to Maintain a Healthy Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, ask
If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
Label it
"In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "For
Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In
Accordance With
The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather
Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go
out to eat,
with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through
Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why
The Poems
Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your
Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your
Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In
The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
Scream "I Won!
I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your
Lives! They're
Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due
To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One
Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy
Level Of
Insanity ...
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them
Smile.
Its Called ... therapy.
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I'll be off for a couple of days to review for my finals... good thing I've been exempted from one of the subjects, but the danger of failing OB is starting to get through me. Must study, or I'm doomed. @_@
